May 2013
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abigailpaige:
What’s worse: “take my phone” or “send that to me”
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Beer googles
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It’s gotten a little better.
People doing shots of vodka from the bottle are we human or are we college
Made a penny can joke and no one got it :(
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Google Glasses have no lenses.
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I now have a running album on my phone entitled hair.
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DUDES. GREAT GATSBY.
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I just want to go furniture shopping today :(
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Maintaining that Texas is full of muscle daddies
Applesauce martini baby de mayo
yrthebossapplesauce:
I met a 40 year old black guy last night and his name was Keyshon but I kept calling him Keyshia Cole and Cashew, and he rold me he wanted to sleep with as many white girls as he could in his life as payback for slavery. So, there’s that.
whyyyyyyyyyyyy didn’t anyone tell me Megan Mullally is in this episode of Happy Endings :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
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everybody’s being really shady today
April 2013
65 posts
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dearcoquette
Question: I love my partner so much it kind of sucks actually. Like I can never hang out with them for long enough, and it’s hard to get out of bed in the morning because I don’t want to stop snuggling and talking with them. It bums me out. Please advise.
Answer: You are high on a drug. Act accordingly.
I want to lead a country one day, for all I know.
– The Bling Ring is going to be gr8888888888888888888888
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Does anyone play SimCity?