May 2013
37 posts
abigailpaige: What’s worse: “take my phone” or “send that to me”
May 19th
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Beer googles
May 19th
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It’s gotten a little better.
May 18th
People doing shots of vodka from the bottle are we human or are we college
May 18th
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Made a penny can joke and no one got it :(
May 18th
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May 18th
May 17th
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May 15th
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May 13th
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Google Glasses have no lenses.
May 13th
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I now have a running album on my phone entitled hair.
May 13th
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ListenOne of my friends said she likes new album, but...
May 13th
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ListenGet Myself Together - Robyn
May 12th
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May 12th
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DUDES. GREAT GATSBY.
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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I just want to go furniture shopping today :(
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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Maintaining that Texas is full of muscle daddies
May 5th
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Applesauce martini baby de mayo
May 5th
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May 4th
yrthebossapplesauce: I met a 40 year old black guy last night and his name was Keyshon but I kept calling him Keyshia Cole and Cashew, and he rold me he wanted to sleep with as many white girls as he could in his life as payback for slavery. So, there’s that. 
May 4th
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whyyyyyyyyyyyy didn’t anyone tell me Megan Mullally is in this episode of Happy Endings :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
May 4th
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May 4th
everybody’s being really shady today
May 4th
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May 3rd
May 3rd
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May 2nd
April 2013
65 posts
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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dearcoquette
Question: I love my partner so much it kind of sucks actually. Like I can never hang out with them for long enough, and it’s hard to get out of bed in the morning because I don’t want to stop snuggling and talking with them. It bums me out. Please advise.
Answer: You are high on a drug. Act accordingly.
Apr 25th
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“I want to lead a country one day, for all I know.”
– The Bling Ring is going to be gr8888888888888888888888
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Does anyone play SimCity?
Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st