If I don’t go on a nice date soon I’m probably going to implode in a truly unfortunate way.
What’s worse: “take my phone” or “send that to me”
Beer googles
It’s gotten a little better.
People doing shots of vodka from the bottle are we human or are we college
Made a penny can joke and no one got it :(
Tons of people. Not a one of ‘em is cute.
